Contribution by Saul Martin
My daughter wants to have an American Idol birthday party for her 9th birthday next month. We are going to have costumes that the girls can wear, a disco ball, and of course, music and a microphone. We are going to let the girls take turns performing, and then her two older sisters and I are going to be like Paula, Randy, and Simon and give them our feedback. Of course, we won’t be mean, but it will be hilarious to impersonate them. I’m going to cabletelevision.net to see if I can find access to older seasons anywhere so we can remind ourselves of how the judges act. I know Paula is overly emotional and claps like a freak, Randy makes no sense and says “for me” and “dog” every other word, and Simon is a jerk and says things like “that was just rubbish.” This is going to be so funny! We are also going to have pizza, cupcakes, and ice cream, and just let the girls have a big dance party, too. Her friends are excited!